How Discord handles push request bursts of over a million per minute with Elixir’s GenStage

RT @kyleve: when ur buddy approves ur pull request v0.2.2 updated to Elixir 1.3

All packed up to ride around the #sutterbuttes
Made a teeny tiny batch of kimchi with @jstnjns and @iamdaniellejones tonight. #NBD

With capslock remapped to esc, and a good vimrc, you can do anything.

Head down, elbows out
My dogs are tired
Applying for a Yule log video

Why Functional Programming Matters by John Hughes at Functional Conf 2016

RT @SlexAxton: An official statement from Exxon on Rex Tillerson's appointment states that they are "not losing a CEO, but gaining a secret…

Hey @GoZwift how about letting us know which way is a climb, trying to do miles, not trying to climb a 9% grade for 30 mins.

RT @illiam_william: Yes. His metalfours absolutely go over my head, noodle brain.

RT @dashachasha: Where? "@datboimarvgo: Tryna take u to Benny Hondas boo"

RT @CD_Mojica: It is currently 47 degrees, but it feels like 41 degrees with the windshield factor. It's supposed to drop to 43 degrees by…

RT @xtinytoadx: > -40°F windshield factor > school delayed 2 hours #GrowingUpInMinnesota

Just saw a lady picking her nose like she was trying to find the heart of the ocean, while wearing what appeared to be a weather balloon.

RT @plataformatec: Highlights on the importance of trust in a team, and a few actions to improve trust among teammates.…

RT @cameronmoll: Why does the best phrasing come to mind only *after* I've sent the email.

@CapRadioNews @CapitolCorridor 527 nearly derailed just beyond Davis. We were in car 2

Nearly derailed on the way to work today. NBD.

RT @plataformatec: Elixir Radar Newsletter 77 #myelixirstatus Thanks to @recapsio @jimmbeaudoin @ryancswapp @peter…

Angel putting an angel on the tree

Just 30 short hours away provides a great excuse to pick up a new programming language. #holidayhacking

12 Signs You’re Working in a Feature Factory

RT @plataformatec: Blog: Replacing GenEvent by a Supervisor + GenServer written by @josevalim #myelixirstatus htt…

A little engine rebuild winter project with my pops. #econoline
Take me back to nicer weather plz.
Little Rossi fan! #vr46
Thanks kiddos! We missed you too